If you need a chuckle...

My boss just sent this around. But don't read it if' you're offended by "bad" language. And apologies if you've seen it before; I had not.

Resetting The Password With Tech Support

Tech Support:  Sorry that password has expired- you must register a new one.
Computer User:  Did someone discover that password and hack my computer?

T.S.:  No, but your password has expired- you must get a new one.
C.U.:  Why then do I need a new one, as that one seems to be working pretty well?

T.S.:  Well, you must get a new one as they automatically expire every 30 days.
C.U.:  Can I use the old one and just re-register it?

T.S:  No, you must get a new one.
C.U.:  I don't want a new one, as that is one more thing for me to remember.

T.S.: Sorry, you must get a new one.
C.U.: OK, roses.

T.S:  Sorry you must use more letters.
C.U:  OK, pretty roses

T.S:  No good, you must use at least one numerical character.
C.U:  OK, 1 pretty rose

T.S:  Sorry, you cannot use blank spaces.
C.U.  OK, 1prettyrose

T.S:  Sorry, you must use additional characters.
C.U:  OK, 1fuckingprettyrose

T.S: Sorry, you must use at least one capital letter.
C.U:  OK, 1FUCKINGprettyrose

T.S:  Sorry, you cannot use more than one capital letter in a row.
C.U: OK, 1Fuckingprettyroseshovedupyourassifyoudon'tgivemeaccessrightfuckingnow

T.S:  Sorry, you cannot use that password as it is already being used.