Look up...way up...No, wait, don't look up!

[Note: Thanks to all of you for good thoughts re: the root canal. I'm not excited about having to go back, but I won't dread it quite as much, either.]

John Bellen, over at "I Have Three Cats", wrote an hilarious post on the weekend, partly about "Mr. Murphy's" timing in life.

To that, I will add my own little story of timing, Saturday evening after showering and just when I wanted to curl up in bed and read for a while.

Last year (?) I had Robin's husband, Chuck, replace the old wired-in smoke detector in the upper hall, the one that came with the house and should have been replaced about a decade or two ago. The new one also is wired in, but has battery back-up.

Saturday evening I was showering before bed, per usual, when the alarm went off briefly. Scared the beejeepers out of me, so I hopped out of the tub and grabbed a towel to fan the alarm, assuming the steam had triggered it, something that's never happened before.

Fine.

I finished my shower, wiped up the puddles of water I had left, then thought perhaps it was a warning that the battery was low. I know I hadn't changed it since Chuck had installed it.

So I got my step stool and stood under the detector, but wasn't a simple twist-off cover (as far as I could tell) and the stickers on it were all in French. Finally I found the battery compartment--it slides out. Only I couldn't get it to slide out enough to get the battery out easily, and as I was standing there fiddling with it, suddenly that old 9-volt battery popped out, hitting me just below my left eye, on the bone, before clattering to the floor.

Oh, that hurt!

A quick check in the mirror showed a small mark, and I considered myself fortunate that it didn't hit me right in the eye.

Then I had to scramble around for a replacement battery, but since I couldn't get the new one back in, I spent about half an hour looking in various places in the house for the manual. There are only two places I keep my manuals and it wasn't in either. I looked high and low, double-checked the usual spots, nothing. I have no idea if I tucked it away in some obscure spot or if it somehow ended up in the recycle bin.

So back upstairs I went, and I eventually managed to get the new battery in, though because I'm so short, I couldn't see if it was in correctly (plus/minus). The sliding compartment closed, so I hoped that meant that I did get the battery oriented properly, by sheer accident. (Robin, next time you guys come for a visit, maybe Chuck can check for me, if he wouldn't mind!)

And that was my little Saturday night adventure, which completely derailed my cosy bed/reading plans.

As for the lesson in all of this, if you're short, don't stand right underneath your wired-in detector when trying to figure out how to replace the battery.  :-p

Peace.

Another one of our many squirrels, on our fence on Sunday afternoon.

Comments

SuziQCat said…
Yes, the smoke detector batteries die at the most inopportune times! We change ours every time we change the clocks for daylight savings time...which is twice a year. I just love your black squirrels!
Kea said…
I had replaced all my other detector batteries (smoke and carbon monoxide detectors) at the beginning of October, but hadn't done this one just because it's so hard for me to reach. I need a higher step stool for the next time, I think!
John Bellen said…
Oy... I had to chuckle at the image of the battery popping out and hitting you. I have no doubt that it hurt, but the way you described it was like a scene from a comedy movie. But having to do all that at that time would indeed ruin the remainder of what should have been a restful hour or two. Smoke-detectors are inconvenient to place, replace, adjust and repair; useful when you need them but a darned bother every other moment.
Kea said…
It still hurts! And the mark still is there too. I'm happy to have working detectors, of course, and it's the law, at least here in Ontario, to have working detectors on every level. I'll just know for next time to make sure my face isn't in the path of a falling battery!
Rian said…
Oh dear, Kim... that was a series of unfortunate events... 1.) your alarm going off while in the shower and 2.) the battery hitting you in the eye (almost). It's easy to laugh at it after, but I'm sure it was no fun at the time. Reminds me of a similar problem I have when trying to clean the tiles in the shower. When you're short, you can't reach the tiles on the very top... and to clean them, the detergent will drip directly into your eyes if not careful. I'm still not sure how to do this safely (perhaps on a stool and with goggles?)
Cat Lover said…
Oh goodness, Kim that would hurt! Yes, of course Chuck will check the smoke detector when we visit next. You tell a story so well!
Kea said…
Hmm, what about a long-handled squeegee thing? Better yet, have your husband do it! :-)
Kea said…
I ramble, let's face it. :-)

Thank you, I would greatly appreciate if Chuck could check to make sure it's okay!
ANGEL ABBYGRACE said…
I've had my smoke detectors go off for no reason. When Hurricane Matthew hit and we lost power one of the detectors decided that in addition to all the other fun stuff I had going on it would go off too. It also has the side compartment with 9 volt battery. I recently changed that battery so heavens only knows why it decided to go off! I greatly appreciate your story, and fully understand.
wildcatwoods said…
I usually end up killing the smoke detector with the broom when it goes off for nothing.
Katie Isabella said…
Kim, I am very very short...just over 5 foot and I have been silly enough to stand straining right under the same device! I usually break every nail I have and have to get upend down off my stool trying to pick up things that sponged into the ether!
Katie Isabella said…
GOOD GIRL! I have done similar!
Mr Puddy said…
My mom does the same as Cheri Wildcatwoods. She usually gets accident easy like you got it too. Early of this year ( before we moved to Thailand ) she got up the pergola to cutting the grape vine branches, then she didn't know the timber was rotten, stepped on it...That's it ! she dropped from the pergola. Her head far from the big stone 1 cm. , Got bruise all over the arms & legs. Then we moved to Thailand the weather was hit 40 °C ( 104 °F ) but she did wear long sleeve shirts do saunas burn calories..MOL