Exercise for the 60+ (Cute)

My "old" boss sent this joke to our retiring staff member (they're both 60, btw), and copied the rest of us:

EXERCISE FOR PEOPLE OVER 60

Begin by standing on a comfortable surface, where you have plenty of room at each side.

With a 5-lb potato bag in each hand, extend your arms straight out from your sides and hold them there as long as you can. Try to reach a full minute, and then relax.

Each day you'll find that you can hold this position for just a bit longer. After a couple of weeks, move up to 10-lb potato bags.

Then try 50-lb potato bags and then eventually try to get to where you can lift a 100-lb potato bag in each hand and hold your arms straight for more than a full minute.

After you feel confident at that level, put a potato in each bag.
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Our retiring staff member's response? That he's past that level, he's up to two potatoes in each 100-lb bag.  :-)
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Snapped while waiting at a bus stop on Sunday. Brrrr.
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Today's pretty calendar page.

Comments

John Bellen said…
Ha! That was funny; I didn't expect the punchline. That exercise would be good for many of us under sixty, too.
Anonymous said…
Yep...it is just like that!
I think I could do two potatoes, too. I've been working out.
Saku said…
I'm thinking one potato would be about all I could manage. Mind you, I've been doing lots of shovelling and moving of snow....so maybe two wouldn't be too much of a stretch.

Hope the sun starts warming up that frozen vista...we're just above zero here today so not much melting today.

Anonymous said…
Oh that is TOO funny! I'll have to share that joke at work...my manager is retiring next year. Hey, you have co-workers retiring at age 60?
John Bellen said…
Thanks for your comments about Tungsten and water. She does eat soft food, and I do add water to it, though if I add too much she dislikes it. And like yours, if I serve the food with 'gravy' she (and all the others) will lick up the gravy and leave the actual food.

I am onto a brand called Merrick, which is a good, healthy food and lo and behold, Tungsten is eating quite a bit of it. Several of the other cats like it (for the moment). Turkey is the preferred flavour, right now. So she is eating more tinned food.

But she'll still get the syringed supplemental water...
meowmeowmans said…
Hee hee! That's funny. :)