Life Lesson #563

When you're putting paper towel on your lap, to use as a napkin for your lunch, you want to be sure that said paper towel wasn't actually the melted-cheese-covered piece used to microwave said lunch.

However, should you happen to err and actually do this, you can (mostly) scrape said melted cheese from your slacks, using a knife, and blot the rest with wet paper towel.

And hope you don't spend the rest of the day smelling like cheddar.

Thus endeth today's lesson.

Comments

John Bellen said…
As a man, I find cheddar an attractive aroma. I've tried to interest the perfume companies in fragrances made from bacon or perhaps beef, and hot apple pie. Cheddar cheese would be an excellent addition to the line-up.
April 24, 2015 at 1:39 PM
ANGEL ABBYGRACE said…
John has a good point!
Were you hungry all day? MOL
April 24, 2015 at 5:20 PM
Anonymous said…
Oops...lessons learned. Have you ever used Tide stain remover pens, for small spots? They are amazing! I (have to) carry one in my purse. *sigh*
Don't worry...there are worse things to smell like than cheese!
April 24, 2015 at 6:18 PM
Cat and DOG Chat With Caren said…
oh you are soooooooooooooooooooo "CHEESY!!" lol
April 24, 2015 at 6:35 PM
Kea said…
It was A LOT of cheese. All down my pants. :-P
April 24, 2015 at 7:29 PM
Kea said…
Mmm, bacon. And hot apple pie. But not together. :-)
April 24, 2015 at 7:30 PM
Kea said…
No, but I fancied I could smell cheddar cheese all afternoon, even though I lost my sense of smell years ago! (Allergies)
April 24, 2015 at 7:30 PM
Cat Lover said…
I am famous in our family for slopping, dripping,spilling on myself. Talented I guess! Hope the cheese came out of your pants. I use Sunlight bar soap and a toothbrush to get out stains. Have a great weekend. Robin
April 25, 2015 at 2:11 PM
meowmeowmans said…
Yikes. I hate it when that happens! You could always just leave the cheese on your slacks as a snack for later. ;)

Seriously, though, I hope you were able to get all of the cheese and oil off.
April 26, 2015 at 10:49 PM
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