I Shaved My Legs For "The Rapture"
I took the time to shave my legs for "the rapture," because who wants to meet a deity while stubbly, yet the eastern hemisphere, at least, still seems to be ticking along per normal. Maybe the "end of the world" is just for the western hemisphere? I don't feel sorry for the crackpot evangelist who's predicted this (he's been wrong before, back in 1994, and he's worth $120M, the news said), but I actually do feel sorry for those who are so desperate and needy for something more than this often-crappy life that they've bought it into it--and in the process, given up their jobs and sold their possessions. Which apparently some have. I do, however, experience a certain degree of rapture when seeing things like this: I wish you all a rapturous day, even without "the rapture." Universal Blessings and Light All Beings.